Animals with funny quotes

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. Statements Sayings Time Quotes. Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys. How was the dog's day? Dogs feel very strongly that animals with funny quotes should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear. From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.
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If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. It's scary when it disappears.

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25 Best Funny animal Quotes and Funny Memes | Quotes and Humor

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The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. Statements Sayings Time Quotes.

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Funny Animals | Top 29 Most Funniest animals Quotes . dog does not want to play fetch anymore.. 25 Best Funny animal Quotes and Funny Memes. Frankly, they don't give a damn. Funny animal. Funny animals. Here are few Funniest and Cool images of animals, WE hope you will enjoy them , remember to share ALSO READ: Most funny animal memes and humor pics.
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A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.


Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote! Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant. The dogs were really keening now, like Irish widows. Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. One end is moo, the other, milk.
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God loved the birds and invented trees.
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dog does not want to play fetch anymore.. 25 Best Funny animal Quotes and Funny Memes. Frankly, they don't give a damn. Funny animal. Funny animals. Wacky animal quotes about dogs, cats, rabbits, frogs, and more. Cats, dogs, and most animals have a magical way of being funny and cute without even trying. The best funny animal quotes from the funniest people on the planet. Howl. Bark. Roar. Feed your inner beast. Then go pet something soft. Share your own.
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  •   Kejora 24.08.2019

    ‘You must tell him to be sure and come here tomorrow,’ said the Giant. But the children said that they did not know where he lived, and had never seen him before; and the Giant felt very sad.

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  •   Shakall 02.11.2019

    ‘Mr Pinkhammer,’ he said, ‘can I speak with you for a minute? There’s a room here.’

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  •   Kigajin 23.04.2019

    I felt happy there. I stayed all day, and I ate dinner with them that evening. Then the girl and I went out into the garden. The girl’s name was Mary.

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  •   Sajar 29.06.2019

    Soapy moved on, but he walked for a long time before he tried again. This time it looked easy.

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  •   Moogumuro 07.02.2019

    I went back to the village, but it wasn’t there. I looked again and again, but I couldn’t find it. I saw only flowers and trees. I heard only the sound of the birds and the wind. I was very sad. I sat down on the ground and cried.

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  •   Megrel 20.08.2019

    ‘This train’s late,’ the man in the brown hat said. ‘Twenty minutes late, by my watch.’

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  •   Arashigor 05.10.2019

    One afternoon I was going back into my hotel when a fat man came and stood in front of me.

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